Sunday, May 28, 2006

Barry Manilow's Wardrobe Is Now Safe

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us...In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club

P.S. Too bad he’s dead.

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