Kirby Puckett dies of Karma

You commit a sexual assault and get away with it, your career gets cut short by a freak disease, and then you get so fat that you have a massive stroke and die at 45.

Click the link for the mug shot.

Here's him towards the end. Look at the size of him.


I bet the ball didn't look that big when he hit the home run off Charlie Leibrandt in Game 6 of the 1991 World Series.

Rest in peace, you piece of crap.